Also? A book of Zombie Christmas Carols. I shall now impart one to you:
To the tune of 'Deck the halls'
Deck the halls with parts of Wally,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season for brains by golly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Chew we now our friend's grey matter,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
Wear old clothes 'cause fresh brains splatter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing town before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's go in and eat the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me, we eat with leisure,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
=D

