Okkay so my mother send me a Christmas care-package. It has Christmas cookie cutters, hot chocolate, christmas movies (Thomas Kinkades Christmas cottage! Moohaha) and the like.

Also? A book of Zombie Christmas Carols. I shall now impart one to you:

To the tune of 'Deck the halls'

Deck the halls with parts of Wally,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season for brains by golly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Chew we now our friend's grey matter,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
Wear old clothes 'cause fresh brains splatter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing town before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's go in and eat the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me, we eat with leisure,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

=D

Jo the annoying housemate is also a moron. Fuckwit.

Whenever I watch 'Dawn of the Dead' (yes, the remake) I always think that if it weren't for the silly bint Nicole who is so attatched to the dog, things might have turned out a lot better for them all. This is why, come the Zombie apocalypse, I am threatening knee-capping of anyone who is thinking of acting like a moron. There's always one moron who fucks things up in Zombie films.

My friends are torn whether they want to be around me during the Zombie apocalypse. I am the one with the plan, but I would also probably turn into some scary insane dictator...

I have little to say right now, so HAPPY THINGS:

1. SNOWFLAKES. You've gotta love LJ for spreading the love. So many cookies everywhere, I loves it =D Love you Flist. *smishes*
2. Spoke to the Girlie who is in Germany for the year. Yays.
3. My friend got asked out by other friend. They've been dancing around each other for ages. So happy he finally did something!
4. Christmas dinner yesterday with the housemates and the other household. 12 people. So awesome. Am very proud of the three of us that cooked. AM STARTING TO FEEL CHRISTMASSY.

Ignoring all bad things, these are good things and I shall focus upon them and listen to 'Everybody's Free (To wear sunscreen)' while I write my essay as I have a deep love affair with this song.

My one joy in reading so much critical theory on Beowulf and of Old English? Reading the stuff J.R.R. Tolkien wrote. He was clearly so passionate about it, and about valuing Beowulf as literature rather than as historical evidence. And well, him talking about the underlying meanings and symbolism of the Dragon? Makes me stupidly happy for some reason. (Oh yes, and realising that Rohirric is pretty much taken from Old English, also making me stupidly happy).

ETA:

That being said, I am now ignoring Beowulf in favor of Porn and shoes. Or perhaps mostly just shoes. Which kindof counts as porn XD

Seriously though, these Wolf Beater shoes. I found them about an hour ago, and I'm totally asking my Uncle for these for Christmas. If he can get them. They match my Zombie Stompers! God, Iron Fist are rapidly becoming my favorite shoe designers, sorry Irregular Choice, make more fun shoes like my Space Ones, and you might be in the lead again.

ETA2:

Just found a review of those Irregular Choice shoes that said 'Whenever I see women wearing them I always wonder if they've ever looked in the mirror' Yeah yeah, fuck you you unimaginative sod. Go wear your plain black courts and be a boring sod. I am going to wear shoes with space and Zombies on =D

I don't care if you're 13 or 21. Nobody has any excuse to have a facebook status: "nerli broke my bludi ankle in these fekin gorgeous heels hehe"

Fuck you. Learn to type or GTFO.



Dear Flist,

I'm so happy you can all type like normal people.

Love,
Me

SO! It's the 4th of December and I have


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THE HEATING IS ON IN THE HOUSE! This is a happy occassion. We only have the heating on when it is very cold and we are all in the house. Otherwise it just seems like a waste of money for poor, poor students (really, student houses are horrifically cold and dark all the time, we can't afford such luxuries as heating and electricity!)

So, yeah. YAAAAAY! This means not only is my room beautifully warm, but also all my washing (I was almost running out of clothes by the time I did it) is actually getting to dry properly. =D

It's the little things in life.

Just had to yell at my group for our Old English project, basically to say "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL PLAYING AT?" because they are all completely useless and don't seem capable of dragging themselves off their arses and doing some work. Fuckers.

Irrational hatred of my Housemate Jo time!

Facebook status: Jo is happy, but getting hungry :/

Fuck off you ungrateful bitch. If you don't want to wait you can fucking well cook for yourself some time. I feel like this girls mother half the time. She'll come knock on my door to ask me "When are you planning on doing dinner?" or simply "What are you thinking to do for dinner tonight"

My reply is generally "I don't fucking know." or "I'm going out". She's moving out next year. I hope she has to subside of takeaway and beans on toast and she gets scurvy because she's such an incompetant twat.

I do have justifications for such hatred. Not least of all because she was a complete bitch to my parents (which is NOT FUCKING ON), and, at the same time, told them stuff about the house I hadn't told them, and then told me off for not telling them. FUCK OFF. I am 21 years old and living in my own house, I do not feel the need to run to my parents and tell them every little detail of my life, or to ask them for help if things don't go my way. It's called fucking independence you CHILDISH BRAT.


I'm sure you're alll rivited by the trials of housesharing XD

Not only do my housemates suck with technology (seriously, it's painful) but they also suck at cooking. They can't make Mashed potatoes. And I don't mean the whole adding butter/milk/cream etc. I mean they can't do the BOIL THE POTATOES part. Jesus christ. I can hear them in there saying "Do we use cold water or hot water?" "Do we peel the potatoes before or after we boil them?" "Oh my gooood, they're not even getting soft!"

JFC.

At least it's not as bad as friend-of-a-friend Dan, who used Wikipedia to figure out how to make scrambled eggs.