iTunes eight-ball: put your iTunes, winamp, wmp or realplayer on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.


What do you think of me, iTunes?
Fallout Boy - Grenade Jumper
Um..

Will I have a happy life?
Monty Python - Galaxy Song
I'm insignificant?

What do my friends really think of me?
Foo Fighters - Best of you

Do people secretly lust after me?
Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah
?

How can I make myself happy?
Sugarcult - Counting stars
...I'll have to try that one...

What should I do with my life?
Blink-182 - Obvious

Why must life be so full of pain?
All American Rejects - One more sad song
Not really an explination, more a statement. But at least it's relevant.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sugarcult - Head Up
hahahahahaha

Will I ever have children?
Funeral for a Friend - All the rage
Either yes, or I'm too angry to have them XP

Will I die happy?
Fallout Boy - Get busy living or get busy dying.
Ah...

Can you give me some advice?
Eels - I need some sleep
Zzzzzzz

What do you think happiness is?
Various - A Perfect Day
Aw.

What's my favorite fetish?
Green Day - Poprocks and Coke
*snickers*